I wish
My life would end
I wish
You'd be my wife or friend
I wish
My hair was blond
I wish
My hair wasn't gone

The love that I am in with you
Writhes on the floor in pain
The love that I am in with you
Doesn't even know its own name
The love that I am in with you
Will never be the same
As it was when you were in it with me

I know
You wish I was dead
I know
Because that what you said
I know
You'll never care
I know
'Cause that would mean life is fair

The love that I am in with you
Is an oversized Great Dane
But the love that I am in with you
Has four legs that are lame
The love that I am in with you
Will never be the same
As it was when you were in it with me

And I know this whole thing wouldn't have started
If I weren't obviously completely retarded
And if I knew how to form words with my mouth

The dog that I am in with you
Is incomprehensibly large
But the love that I am in with you
Is most likely going to starve
The love that I am in with you
Will be buried in the back yard
Beneath the white birch tree